Eggplant

ZOE's TIME:
Pinakbet* for Lunch...
Zoe: What's this mama?
ME: Eggplant?
Zoe: how do you get the egg? (handing me a slice of eggplant) Mama, please get the egg.
ME (took the inner part and gave it back to Zoe)
Zoe: NOOOOOO! I want you to get the egg
Me: there's no egg in it Zoe, it's eggplant
Zoe: There is... get the egg. (sounding upset)

* Meat Vegetable Stew with Shrimp Paste, click here for recipe.