Dialogue 1

Me: (to Zoe) You can't reach it son.
Zoe: No mama, baby son.
me: what?
Zoë: call me baby son, i like it. son is a boy.
me: Yes. Son is a boy. I thought you said you are the little guy?
Zoë: No! I'm just your baby son. Kuya is your son. Ate yanni is your?
me: daughter
Zoë: and i'm your?
me: baby son
Zoë: yes... okay...I'm now the little guy!